... Dio recounts an exchange in between Elagabalus as well as effectively-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus addressed the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'Really don't call me lord, I'm a Girl.' Dio concludes his anecdote by getting Elagabalus asking his medical professionals to offer him the equivalent of a woman's vagina via a su